i seriously have a moment of "omg-i'm-going-to-crash-and-die" panic whenever i'm right about to sneeze while i'm driving. most of my sneezes are full body sneezes and my eyes close (duh) and i convulse and twitch and pretty much expect that i'm going to steer my car directly into traffic, pedal to the metal, in the nanosecond that my eyes are not open but then i sneeze and i open my eyes and i'm alive. and then i realize i probably look away from the road for many more seconds when i'm doing makeup or changing music or texting.
((PSA: do not do any of these things while you drive. i need to stop. it is not safe!))
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