why do you even belong to a gym??

i'm talking to you, old man in dress shoes, khakis, and a white t: stop pacing around the gym like the haters gonna hate .gif (it is posted HERE i tried to figure out how to upload a .gif and it was like 14 steps so i was like ughhh whatever). you can do that in the comfort of your own home! and yes, i am well aware of the irony of using that .gif to explain how the dude was walking. i fully admit that i am being a hater and i'm gonna hate, dammit!
...although i do love him for the fact that after 10 minutes of pacing, he walked to the mirror and admired his midsection, pulled his pants out subway-jared style to see if he lost any inches in his INTENSE workout. because sometimes...you just wish you could see instant results!

closely related to this guy is not as old but still pretty old man in socks and sandals doing what i can only describe as a swatting flies away from your body on a hot day exercise type deal. while his wife lays on the ground next to him maniacally doing crunches with the worst form but most extreme dedication i've ever seen. she also did some bicep curls with 3lb weights and was swinging them all over the place. that's not how it works. you're just going to hurt yourself.

i'm also talking to you, girl in victoria's secret brand PINK sweatpants, tank top, and baseball cap. with your hair down. stop strolling on the treadmill for 30 min at speed 4.6, then doing weights (and when i say weights, i mean 5lbs) for 3 minutes and leaving. just go out and buy some weights, if you're only going to use them for that short of a period of time! 5lb weights cost like, 9 dollars. a gym membership is 30 a month. your workout makes no financial sense.

and finally...to EVERYONE that lounges in the pool area on the lounge chairs: IT IS AN INDOOR POOL AND THERE IS NO SUN WHY ARE YOU NAPPING ON LOUNGE CHAIRS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING A TAN OR SOMETHING?????? this infuriates me for some reason. don't these people have anything better to do than sleep on a nasty old lounge chair in a dimly lit gym pool?

ughhhh i don't know why people that don't know what they are doing in gyms gets me so annoyed but it's seriously one of my biggest pet peeves. can you tell??