matt explaining a movie to me

matt: i watched a movie called 'the experiment' last nite
it was good
forest whitaker pee'd on adrian brody's face
i lol'd

me: what
why did that happen

matt: cuz it was an experiment about urine and the effects on male attractiveness
if pee on the face could distract femaels from the size of adrian brody's nose
which the government is now renting out to land stealth bombers on i believe

me: im pretty sure none of that is true

matt: u cant prove that

Sent at 2:19 PM on Monday