is my new obsession. thanks to casey, i now waste another hour or so online when i should be napping or doing hw or being social. awesome. (i really do love it tho, so thanks, casey!!) here are a few gems i've recently discovered...
(917): I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
(1-917): We've been saying that since '98
^^this is me in 5 years
(857): Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
^^this is me in 5 hours
(917): I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
^^this is me 5/9 times i drink (sub in door, table, wall, etc. for tree)
(606): Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
^^WHAT?!?!?! someone is getting this as a text ASAP
post a comment on other hilarious ones you find!
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